Not Yet ________

(name 3 things you can’t have today) M. Noble


wife got a speeding ticket three days later went to pay her fine during her short lunch break no, you can’t they said, it’s not in the system, takes up to 5 days to be entered. Wife says but it says I have to pay in less than 12 days or a warrant will be issued for my arrest they said yes that is correct


firefighters sat on a sofa watching the evening news One is older, one almost brand new Did you finish polishing the pump panel on Engine 7? Younger said yes. Did you read the chapter on electrical hazards? Yes again. Did you check the expiration dates in the drug locker? Sure Captain, but don’t you ever get tired of this stuff? No, but don’t worry you’ll get the chance to steam the skin off your neck soon enough




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